This is the tale of a Girl who has lots o'time to spare
Come take a glimpse of the world I live in... Where neighbors seldom love you, where people have more hair on their armpits than their heads, Where grammatical errors are are a way of life, and everyone is 26.
And that's just their IQ, nevermind their age!
This was the bill I received at our local Pizzeria this afternoon:

I think that's just Gods way of saying, "Sangeeta, you damnable creature, the creation of Absolute Evil!
You have maliciously disregarded the Dieties of the Heavens, for which you shall face our wrath!"
Or maybe just, "Fuck yourself, asshole."
Well, he does get his revenge: that pizza's going straight to my thighs...
*Sigh*