An Uncanny blog from a Baleful child

Shit Happens. Life sucks, and then, you die.

God sure has a very twisted sense of humor.

This is the tale of a Girl who has lots o'time to spare

Come take a glimpse of the world I live in... Where neighbors seldom love you, where people have more hair on their armpits than their heads, Where grammatical errors are are a way of life, and everyone is 26.
And that's just their IQ, nevermind their age!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

On Crows, Parrots and the Day of Love

"Happy Valentine's Day!!!"
Yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up.

My day begins quite ordinarily; too mundane, to be precise. I just get off the bed, brush my teeth, eat my breakfast, and checked out my cell. 
  "Hie! I'm getting myself a new book from Landmark and i'm gonna watch , too i'm so happy!"
And happy fuckin'-tines's day to you, too, Ice-Kitten.

I walk toward the window. A beautiful tropical parrot sat directly opposite me. How glossy are her feathers... The red beak was, as though, embossed in the scenic loveliness of the neighborhood trees...

"Seeing a parrot in suburban Mumbai is lucky!" I smile to myself. Luck, and on Valentine's Day? God must love me! (^_^)
I grin ear to ear~~~~
~~~~Until a crow comes along.
"What a deceitful creature! It's making such a racket... huh? Wait. W-wait! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF OF THAT PARROT! Let her fluff her wings and fly to the other side of the tree...."

She did just as i said.
She FLUFFED her beautiful emerald wings....
....and got gang-raped by four ugly crows.

Yes. My luck.

4 Had Something to Say:

Trinity said...

Poor Birds. Having to share his victim with other crows. That is a shame.

Sangeeta said...

You scare me...

Anonymous said...

I like him!

Jo said...

I know this cuz i've already heard this. It was a good day, eh?